Ask Heroic Pipsqueak & Pumpkin
Eh… I’m sure she’ll be fine… right?

Eh… I’m sure she’ll be fine… right?

pumpkincakeanswers:

Anyways, nice to meet you :)

(… Did you just speak with another me? From the past?)

We’ve done worse things to the multiverse.

Hey, we haven't heard from you two in a while. Hope you're not in trouble or anything.
Anonymous

((Didn’t know people still cared about this blog…))

Yeah, we’re both fine. We’ve just been without any connection to the Ponynet for a very long time.

Do you have a crush on Luna, by any chance?

What? O-of course not! That would be incredibly unprofessional, not to mention the fact that she is way too out of my league to even imagine such a thing!

(I’m an IDIOT!)

(How could I have been so stupid! I didn’t just teleport us to Canterlot, I teleported us through time! This event… this wedding… it happened years ago!)

Hey, Pumpkin, don’t sweat it. We’re back in our own time, now. So you missed your target by a bit the first time…

(I don’t exactly call 16 years “a bit”, Pip. Thanks, though.)

Hey, I can’t have you blaming yourself, just because you’ve failed your teleport spell time and time and time again… Oh, sorry, I’ll shut up now.

I- I think we’re online, Pumpkin…

What were those things, anyway?

(I don’t know, Pip, but I’m glad they’re gone. I think I saw a particularly large one coming from the Palace.)

Well, regardless, we’re both safe. Come on, let’s head to the Museum. We’ve still got stuff to drop off.

(Yeah, and then I’m going to figure out what they were. I’d like to know how to fight them if we ever see them again.)

Now, wait just a minute!

I leave Canterlot for two days, and I come back to find everything in chaos? What are all these black things flying about? What? Wh-whoa! Get away from me! Wait… what the hay? You’re not me! I’m me!

(Pip, it might be a good idea to get out of here! Er, the real Pip! I mean… what the- you stop impersonating me this instant!)

Pumpkin? Pumpkin??? Which one of you is real???

((Message ends…))

(Ok, so I sometimes cast spells in my sleep… apparently I’ve been doing this longer than I thought.)

(Ok, so I sometimes cast spells in my sleep… apparently I’ve been doing this longer than I thought.)

Oh, ok, I apologize. I didn’t mean to say that you were unfaithful.
(You didn’t?)
Gah, Pumpkin! Of course not!

Oh, ok, I apologize. I didn’t mean to say that you were unfaithful.

(You didn’t?)

Gah, Pumpkin! Of course not!

Well, ok, then… This changes a few theories I had about you and Bon Bon.

Well, ok, then… This changes a few theories I had about you and Bon Bon.